Thursday, August 20, 2009

E-mail to my husband....

I want to kick stupid dog 3 houses down that barks at 5 am. Also thinking about rat traps. Suggestions?

First floor smells like bleach and lemon (strange combo), makes you dizzy if door is not open while scrubbing.

Mini pink vacuum works great for unwanted spiders....you can empty it when you get home.

Dog puke stinks and cat hairballs are no fun.

Want to come home yet?

Bitterly yours,
KK

5 comments:

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

At least it's honest!

Joe and Samantha said...

One of my emails last year were....

DID anyone ever teach you that you have to clean out gutters AT LEAST once a year. Wait... don't answer that. I know the answer.. Want to know how I know? BECAUSE we have 3... YES 3 leaky roofs- and clogged gutters that DID NOT HELP. You know gutters help bring the water back down to ground right?

Just to let you know - this is going to cost us 8k. So glad we got our emergency fund up to... 8k and now we have 0k in it.

You're LUCKY you aren't home!

Jenny said...

LOL I remember sending emails to John like that.

Yours made me giggle.

The Navy Wife said...

Thanks! How long have you guys been in the Navy? I am always happy to meet other Navy wives. :) We have to stick together!

Anonymous said...

lmao.

i can imagine we wives send some doosies. i can't recall any off hand, but i've had my fair share.