Saturday, August 1, 2009

Dear....

Obnoxious neighbor with the barking dog(s),

I understand sometimes you need to put your dogs out early in the morning. I understand this because I to have a dog that likes to whine at 6 am so he can take his morning piss. BUT if you let your dogs bark for 2 hours at 5 am. One. More. Time. I swear I will either call animal control or I will walk my sorry ass over there and bang on your door until you bring them in.

Do you remember that we live in Military housing? That all our houses are connected? And that the master bedroom is on the backside of the house? Did you read your handbook when you moved in? You know, the one that says that you can't tether your dog outside and all noise should be kept to a minimum? No I don't think you did.

Next time my dog slips past me at the back door and mauls your barking dog (that is chained to your porch) I will not apologise. I will tell you to bring your dog in and it would never have happened.

Signed,
The chick who likes to sleep in!

6 comments:

~His~ said...

i love it...

Strong "er" then you! said...

Yeah I so do not miss living in housing at all!! I would get screamed at if my dogs barked once in the middle of the night. No thank you sir!

Brienne said...

haha i love you kim

Crazy Shenanigans said...

That's how I got woke up this morning too! My crazy neighbor that I hate let his dog out and apparently left it because all it did for a good hour was BARK

Amanda Brandeburg said...

I placed a call this morning and got yet another answering machine on this subject... really I think the housing office is avoiding their jobs at all costs.

Ana said...

Ugh, when they privatized and started letting everyone have a pet, I started hating living in housing. I will not miss it when we move. Here's hoping people aren't allowed pets in the Bahamas. Barring that, at least we won't be living in attached homes anymore.