Saturday, August 30, 2008

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, SHALL WE??? We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscui ts q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Anonymous said...

Goober Pottyboob

sounds about right to me. funnily enough my dad has ALWAYS called me a goober.

Amaze-a-zing Anna said...

I'm proud to report...
Sloopy Dippindunkin!

Awww, dang it-- Michael's is cooler.

kkrowan said...


sleezy pottysquirt

It sounds dirty and gross....*sigh* why can't I be cool.

Joe and Samantha said...

Sleezy Chickendunkin

I think I win the worst one!
I like Anna's - ha/ha

~His~ said...

snooty snicklelips...I LOVE IT!!!

Sheena Marie said...

Crusty FarkleDoodle!!!

The last part fits alteast!!

The Lewis Family said...

Snooty Chickensquirt? Hmm. That's kinda kinky.

Bri0213 said...

Ok I know this is waaaaaaay old but I'm sooo bored and I just did mine..

Dorky Hampsterpants!!!!


Bri0213 said...

WAIT!!!! I'm a douche lol that was with my maiden name!! LOL

It's Dorky Dippinsprinkles

I like it lol